Monday, July 7, 2014
Bark. As read by the author lorrie Moore
I plan to take a 4 year sabbatical to study with lorrie Moore at Vanderbilt I know you have always thought of me as a son and will be willing the loan me the money for my 1/2 of the mortgage My schooling needs including tuition room board food and fun money. A student needs to destress. I promise to pay you back even though u don't want me too when I win the Booker. The whotebread. The Pulitzer. And the Nobel peace prize for novel. Vigil. As a side note. My new teacher whom I am sure to become a muse for has done a wonderful job with bark. Dry and humourous like Tyler. All if her books should be titled like life with numbers after them. I will discuss this with her as our roles reverse Thanks again. 500,000.00 should be a good start!👯👯👯
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It's called a starving artist for a reason. I would not want to remove the angst and yearning being poor would bring to your art.
ReplyDeleteI do not really like short stories so have never read any if hers. I think she has a couple novels but short stories are her thing - but not mine.
You blew it by saying we thought of you as a son which of course implies we are old enough to have a 49 year old son. So you called us old... Not a way to get money. If I have a 49 year old son then I'm retired and don't have the money to give you
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